Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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