what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Randomize
