We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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