At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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