just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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