it's like iHOP with fire
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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