dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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