Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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