Sry I called you an 8
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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