Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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