i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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