well you can't waste a boner
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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