so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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