Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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