i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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