1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
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