just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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