hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Randomize
