No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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