Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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