I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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