Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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