I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
