their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
there was a trapeze. enough said
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
