ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Do vagina's smell?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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