We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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