Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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