a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I think my moral compass just broke
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