I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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