Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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