it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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