Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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