walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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