she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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