The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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