Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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