So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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