I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I need water and some morals
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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