He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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