stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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