I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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