Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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