What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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