i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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