But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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