they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
