you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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