Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Randomize
