Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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