on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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