I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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