i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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