I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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