Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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