Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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