My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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