You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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